stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

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rizelkahle:

angelicasucks:

YAAAASSSS

GOD FUCKING BLESS THIS WOMAN

preach

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elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

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fahbulus:

taking selfies with my friends like

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aren’t those the guys from scrubs?

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rumoko:

In Japan families can summon their house ghost to kill pests for them.

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wait

thatfunnyblog:

wait

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danosaurs-and-philions:

im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh

I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.

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Perhaps we’ll meet again when we’re better for each other. Ten Word Poem #6  (via rumour)

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southerngothics:

i love cinematography more than i love my own family so here’s a list of 50 incredibly beautiful movies!! some of them are fantastic, some are so bad the cinematography barely redeems them, but they’re all worth watching. i tried to find the most high-quality streaming links available, but if you have a problem with shitty video quality you should probably just rent the dvd like a law-abiding citizen. (director of photography’s name in parenthesis)

2001: A Space Odyssey (Geoffrey Unsworth)
Amelie (Bruno Delbonnel)
American Beauty (Conrad Hall)
Antiviral (Karim Hussain)
The Assassination of Jesse James By the Coward Robert Ford (Roger Deakins)
Black Swan (Matthew Libatique)
Blade Runner (Jordan Cronenweth)
Brother, Where Art Thou? (Roger Deakins)
Capote (Adam Kimmelote)
Children of Men (Emmanuel Lubezki)
Citizen Kane (Gregg Toland)
Days of Heaven (Néstor Almendros, Haskell Wexler)
Double Indemnity (John F. Seitz)
Drive (Newton Thomas Sigel)
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (Ellen Kuras)
The Fall (2006) (Colin Watkinson)
Fargo (Roger Deakins)
The Game (Harris Savides)
The Godfather (Gordon Willis)
Gravity (Emmanuel Lubezki)
Hunger (Sean Bobbitt)
Inception (Wally Pfister)
Inside Llewyn Davis (Bruno Delbonnel)
Lawrence of Arabia (F.A. Young)
Life of Pi (Claudio Miranda)
Lost in Translation (Lance Acord)
Memoirs of a Geisha (Dion Beebe)
The Mirror (Georgi Rerberg)
Moonrise Kingdom (Robert Yeoman)
No Country For Old Men (Roger Deakins)
Nostalghia (Giuseppe Lanci)
Only God Forgives (Larry Smith)
Pan’s Labyrinth (Guillermo Navarro)
Rear Window (Robert Burks)
Samsara (Ron Fricke)
Schindler’s List (Janusz Kamiński)
Se7en (Darius Khondji)
The Shawshank Redemption (Roger Deakins)
The Shining (John Alcott)
Skyfall (Roger Deakins)
Slumdog Millionaire (Anthony Dod Mantle)
The Social Network (Jeff Cronenweth)
Taxi Driver (Michael Chapman)
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly (Janusz Kamiński)
There Will Be Blood (Robert Elswit)
The Third Man (Robert Krasker)
The Tree of Life (Emmanuel Lubezki)
True Grit (2010) (Roger Deakins)
The Wrestler (Maryse Alberti)
Zodiac (Harris Savides)

southerngothics:

i love cinematography more than i love my own family so here’s a list of 50 incredibly beautiful movies!! some of them are fantastic, some are so bad the cinematography barely redeems them, but they’re all worth watching. i tried to find the most high-quality streaming links available, but if you have a problem with shitty video quality you should probably just rent the dvd like a law-abiding citizen. (director of photography’s name in parenthesis)

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liquidglue:

I’d like to thank Bo Burnham for the best vine ever created 

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